Three Free Love Ideas

Happy Valimptine's Day. I'm wearing my blinky pin, and I packed a capsule of red dye to color my lunch milk, what are you doing? What kind of Valentine trolls did you bring to the office?

• The Gabe & Jenny show is the perfect place to take your loved one, or to visit alone, for free. Their hilarious show is now at Hugs, in Williamsburg at 9pm, and their lineup tonight is as flawless as a beautiful tennis bracelet made of flawless diamonds. To wit:

REGGIE WATTS
KURT BRAUNOHLER
KRISTEN SCHAAL

• Any couple who dines tonight at Tre, the new rustic Italian restaurant in the Lower East Side, gets a free hour of all-you-can-drink Champagne. And that's what love is about--showing your special person that you can drink four champagne flutes in one hour, and then having to go home. (173 Ludlow St., between Houston and Stanton streets, 212-353-3353)

• The new New Museum will be open late tonight--specifically, their SkyRoom, which has very, very lovely views of downtown, will be open late, and admission is free. There will be music from the talented DJ Grady, and, yup, lots of champagne. Goes from 7 to 10pm. (235 Bowery, between Stanton and Rivington Streets)